I wonder how many people actually like me I bet none cause I'm cool like that k I don't even like myself. People who say they love theirselves for who they are are liars. That can't actually be possible to love yourself whole heartedly every single day without feeling like "oh I wish I was prettier." or "I wish my hair looked nicer." or "I WISH I HAD HER SWAG" yes it's not really possible. I am human and so is everybody else unless they're aliens which i guess not and humans are never contented ugh why ok and aliens seem happy. shall make a why I hate being a girl list. Firstly there are periods and then when you're a girl you must automatically sit like a lady lah wtf. Then I hate boobies and bras siriusly k cause they annoy me and I bet penises annoy boys so. And the fact that 7292973829 billion other woman who are highly attractive and vain are actually intelligent and not bimbos scare me. Then there are more woman than man and so some people will end up dying old with 30 cats #me. Woman gain more weight easily. Woman don't get the same rights as man cause they're woman. Ugh. Reasons to be a guy: not giving a fuck about what you look like, stick your penis everywhere and nobody calls you a whore, being a badass gets girls, get all the fucking cool awesome stuff, being immature for a few years more than girls.

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