Part I - Here are my way overdued photos to my Phuket Decemeber trip 2012  and also some things you should do or

(also when i think of phuket i think of thailand and then "how are you welcome to thailand lady gentlemen" 

1. Eat (and eat a lot)

  I actually don't have pictures of food in my camera because i'm not that Asian yet. But trust me food in thai is cheap and good so omg guys you can just stuff yourself silly and everything will be fine (not eating will make you a fool you dumb fool) also spot horrible english that is laughable when you look at the menu because trust me they have a lot.

CHEAP FOOD THAT IS HEAVEN GOD TAKE ME BACK TO 2012 NOW. LOVE THAI FOOD FOREVER CAUSE CHEAP AND GOOD?? (and they use a lot of spices so the food tastes like heaven)

2. See elephants (and ride them)
 i love elephants totally adore them but their shit is huge and their penis is long
and i was totally uncomfortable above them because i dunno i felt like such a giant (me) should not be sitting a top an elephant???? im sorry but i still love you
elephants are such beautiful creatures please dont ride them if you dont really want to.
 3. See views that are absolutely breath taking and pose like Sir Stamford Raffles.
I mean seriously Phuket and Singapore are world's apart??? But the scenery is super breath taking love it and also its beaches its beache are better than Sentosa. But theres a lot of people at Patong Beach so i guess you should go to somewhere quieter for some space. And dont venture far into deep waters.
 4. Go gokarting
Its super cheap and fun ok??? honestly didnt want to at first cause i thought it was expensive (lol suck at conversion) and i was in a dress but it was absolutely thrilling.
I'm such a horrible driver i kept crashing in the first 2 rounds then i saw everyone driving fast especially the angmohs and my dad/sis so i just stepped on the accelerator.
and then....... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH #besttimeofmylife
 5. Go to a cashew nut factory (free cashew nuts testing!!!!!!)
there's like wasabi and chocolate??? super nice ok loved the wasabi cause i like the kick i finished up a tin in a day okay (and i only bought one tin.) and the cashew nut juice was quite niceeee. miss eating them freebies.
 6. See a mosque because Astafirugllah
THE MOSQUE IS PRETTY AND HUGE I CANNOT EVEN
7. Shop and shop and.....
Clothes are like super cheap and everything is of ok quality and i see how people buy like a whole wardrobe when they go thailand (but sadly i didn't but its okay) and phuket is somewhat cheaper than bangkok but i wa just lazy ah.
 8. If you like pearls, buy something pearly
(not advocating this cause pearls were mega ex????) but momsie and sis bought them anyway sigh girls.  But the pearls at the pearl factory were pretty ex.
 9. Befriend inanimate objects and fishes at the Pearl factory cause family takes forever (I call the black one Mr Grumpy HAHA) Black fish was literally my favourite i love her/him

Part II - USS with Gits on a rainy morning but it was a fab day. Honestly it being my first time to USS i was shit excited and no weather was going to ruin our mood.

There were so many kidsss (so cute), a jack frost look alike and old women.
BABY SO QT
(literally were the first for Po cause we took it when we were leaving)